![]() 05/18/2016 at 11:40 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Real men eat Jolly Ranchers. I hear if you like orange starbursts you must drive an auto miata...
Also blue or bust.
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blue is the worst flavor possible
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Jolly ranchers are for old people.
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And you’re the worst possible person. Monster.
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Are we gonna have to take this outside.
![]() 05/18/2016 at 11:44 |
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Cherry or GTFO. Scratch that, Crunch-n-Chews or GTFO.
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You’re just wrong. Face it. You’re wrong.
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This is why mom doesn’t love you.
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Don’t remind me :(
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Only if you grab your walker and Blublockers.
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I allow crunch-n-chews
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False.
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Ew
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Coming from the guy that likes orange. Who dressed you, the great depression?
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Your shit was made in 1949 and named after a happy cowboy.
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Get out. Starburst is the chief fruit candy.
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Jolly Ranchers are good. But they're in a different candy class to me than Starburst. And Sour Apple is the best JR Flavor.
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I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong...
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Sour patch kids berry.
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True story - you can make windows for a gingerbread house with melted Jolly Rancher.
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Yes.
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Cherry or bust on these. Denver used to have a JR factory, and driving by it was simply amazing. Like walking through a flower field, but instead of flowers, sugar was in the air.
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Why not both?
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There can only be one!